when i have grandkids, we're gonna watch tech football together.

GAME TIME, BITCHES. WHAT'S THE GOOD WORD?

this is gender universal

sometimes you just gotta man the fuck up.

if you must fight for that which is freely given out to others,

should you?

pride says no.

it doesnt stop you from wanting to.

you just feel like sneering as you do.

indecision no more

I have always been curious. I have always scorned hesitance, as much as I've embodied it. I've always wondered if anyone else looks longingly at other people's lives, wondering what it's like. The art majors, the frat boys, and indie rockers, the musicians, the Friends carbon copy.

So I think I'm going to go. I'd like to know what it's like to walk in an unmarked lounge for drinks.

You know what's weird? I think if I could do it all over again, with the knowledge that I have now, I would join a sorority.

An honest to god sorority, like alpha gamma delta. (I don't consider dr. phil a real sorority lollll *is bricked by a million asian girls wearing too much makeup*) Not even shitting you.

I don't even think I would have minded the inevitable white washing that would have occurred.

How strange, right? But oh well, we just move forwards as always.