I just typed in scottrade.livejournal.com. 

LJ...slowly clusterfucking my internetz. AHH LUNCH TIME

This is all we have to say for ourselves: [nothing]

Stephanie: dude. so when am i scorching you with the eternal flames of my love.
 Sent at 12:15 AM on Monday
 me: never.
because i am armed with the fire extinguisher of personal space.
 Stephanie: never heard of it.
 me: you will when you're being extinguished with personal space bubbles.
 Stephanie: never heard of those either.
i think my firepower can handle it though
 me: it certainly didnt last night...
 Sent at 12:27 AM on Monday
 Stephanie: yeah, last night you were pretty wet 
all my firepower did was just make you wetter.
ironic.
 me: ...
 Stephanie: LOL COME ON THAT WAS GOOOD
 me: no that was horrible
we were like. toeing the line from PG to PG13
and you were like NO WE ARE GOING NC17 LOLOL
 Stephanie: LOLLLL

epik girly things

I've retired the black nailpolish because, whatever, black polish. Guess what's in now, kids. 

White! Funny how the things you are like EURGH at for like a year suddenly become Good Ideas to you.  Fashion trends are starting to intrigue me..crappy webcam photos aside, it's pretty awesome.

Also, digging the hot pink for serious these days. Pink t shirts ftw! :D + hot pink on white = amazing.

p.s because I'm a stickler for tradition,

 

MAHAHAHAHAHA *laughs wildly and runs away*

  

OH, and orange. I'm kind of going insane over hot pink, orange, and fluorescent highlighter yellow. NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAYS, IT'S EPIK. 

hahahahaaha

Some guy made a nutella cake and he posted this on xanga:

Here is how to make nutella cake (The easy way):
Come over to my apt.  
Be a cute girl.
Ask.

Don't you just love goodbyes?

There's this little 9 year old girl named Chloe where I work, and she's so sweet it just breaks your fucking heart. Some girls are cute and others are nice. They're a dime a dozen, and you don't really care. But this one, good grief. You just kinda want her to like you. 

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to a microcosm of the real world. 

 

p.s was running today and I saw a firefly for the first time in a long time. So I caught it. But it didn't light, so I let it go, and it lit up, and I was happy. 

 

p.p.s oh seriously, Mew's frengers is up on my top 10 favorite albums of ALL TIME. I've been replaying 156 for the past 4 days..

 

ppps:

LIZA: Freddy's not a fool. And if he's weak and poor and wants me, may be he'd make me happier than my betters that bully me and don't want me.

HIGGINS: Can he make anything of you? That's the point.

Weeked update with jimmy fallon

• Hilton head: beach dirty, trip overall pretty good
• So much seafood.
• Why does kumon have a disproportionate amount of hot girls? Kinda like how you can expect skater guys to be working at Pacsun. Or hot girls at Ruehl. But...kumon??????????? (The new girl is half french, half chinese. Others include half arabian half japanese, and stephanie k. NEED I SAY MORE?)  You'd be a lucky bastard to work here if you have a Y chromosome.
• It's worth living by the ocean for the sunrises alone
• A little saddened to find myself having somewhat outgrown Abercrombie. *stares wistfully*
• Still a baby baby. But one day it's not gonna be about what's in my closet, It's gonna be about who. (That's right. Sartorial smackdown starts fall '09. Fine, fledgling smackdown. Like I said...still a baby baby.)
• HAMMOCKS. A summer dress, a hammock, a book, and the sound of the ocean. Best afternoon nap ever. The sunburn was worth it.
• Pix of said sunrise to follow... sometime. /:)

Re: NoH8

"My son asked me one time, 'Some guys have girlfriends and some girls have boyfriends, but do boys sometimes have boyfriends?' " Hoppus told us at the rally. "I said, 'Yeah, all kinds of people love different kinds of people. And that's the world we live in.' "