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FAILFAILFAILFAILFAILFAIL

i like to make really good impressions. it shows people i'm mature. that i'm a leader, and that i can handle things with grace and dignity. observe: 

• project manager: *walks in*
• me: AHH. *spaz*
• pm: hey, can you blahblahblah?
• me: sure sure *looks down at keyboard*
• pm: *looks down also and stares at the open agenda, where various cartoon dinosaurs are drawn in*
• me: ...shit.

today:

• me: so...sleepy....*falls asleep*
• pm: *stops by*
• me: AHHH *jolts awake, bumping into pen and flinging it across the cubicle*
• crickets: [chirp]
• pm: how are you girls doing? not falling asleep, are we?
• me: O_O
• me: i am so mortified i do not think i can move. 
• me: HAHAHA BY THE WAY I LEFT THE DATA SHEETS ABOVE THE CMM REPORTS ON YOUR DESK O_O
• pm: okay, thanks. see you guys later.
• me: O_O
• me: O_O
• me: O_O

jeebus, work is like a frothy cup of fail with fail straws and fail whipped cream topped off with a giant cherry FAIL.

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shit, i do not know how to use ms access. 

also i have a feeling i will come back the girliest girl ever just for sheer overcompensation. seriously. seriously when i come back, no more of this steel toed shit. best shoe ever, but really. there is a line in the sand. 

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