Saturday, August 6, 2011

shots shots shots

ohhhh my god.

from now on i'm sticking with beer. and never drinking that much again.

i dont even really remember what i did or said last night but i'm pretty sure there were some gems there. OF STUPIDITY.

empirically, last night has taught us that i am an indiscriminately handsy drunk.

and while we're at it, you wanna go with wrong assumptions?

WRONG ASSUMPTION: BECAUSE SWEET TEA VODKA TASTES MORE LIKE SWEET TEA AND LESS LIKE VODKA THIS MEANS IT HAS LESS VODKA IN IT

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