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 me:  you could always live in my spare bedroom

rent is 6000/month

+utilities

 kevin:  -__-

woman

 me:  i would pay off that mortgage so fast..

 kevin:  I'VE GOT THE JOB AND THE CAR AND THE CONDO MEOW

 me:  i'm catching up, baby

 kevin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 me:  hahaha

 kevin:  http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

 Sent at 5:02 PM on Tuesday

 kevin:  gotta keep you down

because i'm the man

literally

 me:  haha

 kevin:  :(

will you still look up to me when you're richer than me?