Perils of being a techie

Context: received a fb notification that K invited me to a gt alumni happy hour. The first thought to enter my mind: "I wonder if Kevin wrote a script to send invites to all the Asians on his flist, because why the hell would he invite me to an event he is going to be at." ...the hell? Automation is the only possibility I can think of atm. My thought process can't be normal.