Tuesday, June 30, 2009

I just typed in scottrade.livejournal.com. 

LJ...slowly clusterfucking my internetz. AHH LUNCH TIME

Sunday, June 28, 2009

This is all we have to say for ourselves: [nothing]

Stephanie: dude. so when am i scorching you with the eternal flames of my love.
 Sent at 12:15 AM on Monday
 me: never.
because i am armed with the fire extinguisher of personal space.
 Stephanie: never heard of it.
 me: you will when you're being extinguished with personal space bubbles.
 Stephanie: never heard of those either.
i think my firepower can handle it though
 me: it certainly didnt last night...
 Sent at 12:27 AM on Monday
 Stephanie: yeah, last night you were pretty wet 
all my firepower did was just make you wetter.
ironic.
 me: ...
 Stephanie: LOL COME ON THAT WAS GOOOD
 me: no that was horrible
we were like. toeing the line from PG to PG13
and you were like NO WE ARE GOING NC17 LOLOL
 Stephanie: LOLLLL

epik girly things

I've retired the black nailpolish because, whatever, black polish. Guess what's in now, kids. 

White! Funny how the things you are like EURGH at for like a year suddenly become Good Ideas to you.  Fashion trends are starting to intrigue me..crappy webcam photos aside, it's pretty awesome.

Also, digging the hot pink for serious these days. Pink t shirts ftw! :D + hot pink on white = amazing.

p.s because I'm a stickler for tradition,

 

MAHAHAHAHAHA *laughs wildly and runs away*

  

OH, and orange. I'm kind of going insane over hot pink, orange, and fluorescent highlighter yellow. NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAYS, IT'S EPIK. 

Saturday, June 27, 2009

hahahahaaha

Some guy made a nutella cake and he posted this on xanga:

Here is how to make nutella cake (The easy way):
Come over to my apt.  
Be a cute girl.
Ask.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Don't you just love goodbyes?

There's this little 9 year old girl named Chloe where I work, and she's so sweet it just breaks your fucking heart. Some girls are cute and others are nice. They're a dime a dozen, and you don't really care. But this one, good grief. You just kinda want her to like you. 

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to a microcosm of the real world. 

 

p.s was running today and I saw a firefly for the first time in a long time. So I caught it. But it didn't light, so I let it go, and it lit up, and I was happy. 

 

p.p.s oh seriously, Mew's frengers is up on my top 10 favorite albums of ALL TIME. I've been replaying 156 for the past 4 days..

 

ppps:

LIZA: Freddy's not a fool. And if he's weak and poor and wants me, may be he'd make me happier than my betters that bully me and don't want me.

HIGGINS: Can he make anything of you? That's the point.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Weeked update with jimmy fallon

  • Hilton head: beach dirty, trip overall pretty good
  • So much seafood.
  • Why does kumon have a disproportionate amount of hot girls? Kinda like how you can expect skater guys to be working at Pacsun. Or hot girls at Ruehl. But...kumon??????????? (The new girl is half french, half chinese. Others include half arabian half japanese, and stephanie k. NEED I SAY MORE?)  You'd be a lucky bastard to work here if you have a Y chromosome.
  • It's worth living by the ocean for the sunrises alone
  • A little saddened to find myself having somewhat outgrown Abercrombie. *stares wistfully*
  • Still a baby baby. But one day it's not gonna be about what's in my closet, It's gonna be about who. (That's right. Sartorial smackdown starts fall '09. Fine, fledgling smackdown. Like I said...still a baby baby.)
  • HAMMOCKS. A summer dress, a hammock, a book, and the sound of the ocean. Best afternoon nap ever. The sunburn was worth it.
  • Pix of said sunrise to follow... sometime. /:)

Friday, June 19, 2009

Re: NoH8

"My son asked me one time, 'Some guys have girlfriends and some girls have boyfriends, but do boys sometimes have boyfriends?' " Hoppus told us at the rally. "I said, 'Yeah, all kinds of people love different kinds of people. And that's the world we live in.' "

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

A declaration of intent

Confession: I like singing jazz the most. 

Something I've always longed for: to love someone so much and for so long that I've serenaded them with every single Sinatra, Ella, Etta, and Torme song that I know. Seeing as that's a shitload, well. 

I'd love to sing for you on a porch at the peak of august, or under the covers. Quiet moments, you know? Not in the car, or outside in daylight. But holding your hand while we're both studying, or over the phone miles away at midnight when the sky is purple black and there's a cool breeze with the lingering smell of cigarettes from a nearby ashtray. Or with your head on my shoulder as I'm washing the dishes. I love singing while I'm washing the dishes. 

And even though that's actually (surprisingly) what I'm best at, you'll only ever hear it from me once in a blue moon. And even then, probably unintentionally. 

Because I'm saving it. For you. Whoever you are.

/:) 

Sunday, June 14, 2009

she knows i'm not fond of asking

Sometimes I wish I could be more sympathetic, or idealistic, or optimistic. Or trusting, whichever. And I usually am. Just not in people. 

No one has been been as opaque as we'd like to believe, not for a very long time. 

Yes. If you're wondering if I have faith in people to bail me out of jail, protect me from lecherous marta freaks, etc, the answer is yes. 

It's the everyday things that are a bit trickier. And I've just been doing things myself for too long to see things any differently.

It would be nice, though. To believe that all you need are friends. I'm sure I would be happier, at least. Or maybe not; it's hard to tell with these sorts of things.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

We all want something beautiful (sha la la la la)

Please. Stop playing Kings of Leon on 95.5 and 94.1. I'm all for exposure and support, but. But. *cries* 

So the beach trip is being finalized and we've got 10ish people, +/-. woooo! Read my lips: Rum and beach. Corona/lime okay too. 

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I subjected Emily to Horrible and Lame things of Epic Proportion today. Although possibly I'm not allowed to ever, ever talk about it. >___>

Wait. Wait now that I think about it, Corona/lime required.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

The church of what's happening now

So here I am, just minding my business. Fishing in a freaking pond in Twilight Princess that changes seasons every time you enter (it was autumn this time. Gah, the intricacy of it all. The falling leaves!! I love this game. I love this game.) Just minding my own business, row your boat, cast the line, reel reel reel HOLY SHIT A DUCK. 

It was so much awesome, once the heart attack subsided. 

Yeah, they freaking put ducks in the pond. They do that thing where they stick their heads underwater to look for food and their little tails waddle. I've had this game for like 2 years and I'm still amazed every time I play it.

p.s when you're in the town squre, there are cats in one guy's yard! There's a tiny one too. It plays with a ball of yarn. You can pick it up. 

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So I suddenly have this urge for chocolate cake. I'm gonna go make that 3 minute mug cake. Here is the recipe, for anyone who wants to do the same. When you're done, call me so we can make a toast with our chocolate cakes. And our broken microwaves. And our burned down houses. 

Salud! 

1 large mug
4 Tbsp. flour
4 Tbsp. sugar
2 Tbsp. cocoa
1 large egg
3 Tbsp. milk
3 Tbsp. oil
1/4 cup chocolate chips (plus some extra for sprinkling on top when it comes out of the microwave)
a small splash of vanilla extract

MIX TOGETHER AND MICROWAVE.

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ETA: It was good. (added cinnamon, salt, and coffee to it. It was. Good.)

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Does it thrill?



Wanna find out? 

Monday, June 8, 2009

aughhhh

How did it all go to shit so fast?

Monday, June 1, 2009

for serious

posting hiatus until i finish a project i'm working on. Approximate time period = ~1 week.

 

And I was gonna post some sort of I'M SERIOS LOL icon but then look what I found. Good times, huh? /:)