Stephanie: dude. so when am i scorching you with the eternal flames of my love.
Sent at 12:15 AM on Monday
because i am armed with the fire extinguisher of personal space.
Stephanie: never heard of it.
me: you will when you're being extinguished with personal space bubbles.
Stephanie: never heard of those either.
i think my firepower can handle it though
me: it certainly didnt last night...
Sent at 12:27 AM on Monday
Stephanie: yeah, last night you were pretty wet
all my firepower did was just make you wetter.
Stephanie: LOL COME ON THAT WAS GOOOD
me: no that was horrible
we were like. toeing the line from PG to PG13
and you were like NO WE ARE GOING NC17 LOLOL