jason: if only everyone only ever wanted pizza
me: sometimes, young grasshopper....
sometimes, you will want french fries.
jason: and if you want french fries, you will want ketchup
me: and if you want ketchup, you'll ask for a cheeseburger to put it on
jason: and if you ask for a cheeseburger you're going to want a milkshake
me: and if you ask for a milkshake, you're going to want a cherry on top of it
jason: and if you want a cherry on top, you're going to need a ladder to reach the top
jason: oh come on you knew it was coming
me: this went from the best thing ever
to 'brace yourself i'm going to smack you soon'
i'm gonna make you buy me a milkshake
jason: as long as i get one too
me: yeah ok
i guess we can do that
jason: never under estimate the power of milkshakes
me: chik fil a vanilla milkshakes are the best
jason: i've only had chocolate and cookies and cream
me: strawberry's p good
we should get a vanilla shake
and a coke
and split the shake
and make floats
jason: this just became the best thing ever again