re:the kiddo

jason is so fucking adorable.

 jason:  if only everyone only ever wanted pizza

 me:  sometimes, young grasshopper....sometimes, you will want french fries.

 jason:  and if you want french fries, you will want ketchup

 me:  and if you want ketchup, you'll ask for a cheeseburger to put it on

 jason:  and if you ask for a cheeseburger you're going to want a milkshake

 me:  and if you ask for a milkshake, you're going to want a cherry on top of it

 jason:  and if you want a cherry on top, you're going to need a ladder to reach the top

 me:  ...........................

 jason:  oh come on you knew it was coming

 me:  this went from the best thing ever

to 'brace yourself i'm going to smack you soon'

:E

and then

i'm gonna make you buy me a milkshake

 jason:  deal

 me:  haha

 jason:  as long as i get one too

 me:  yeah ok

i guess we can do that

 jason:  never under estimate the power of milkshakes

 me:  chik fil a vanilla milkshakes are the best

 jason:  i've only had chocolate and cookies and cream

 me:  strawberry's p good

we should get a vanilla shake

and a coke

and split the shake

and make floats

 jason:  this just became the best thing ever again

:E