so i was thinking about learning portuguese since it would be nice to understand what all those bossa nova people are saying, and also brazilians are pretty awesome.
and then i started thinking about places to go that speak it, and if i actually had a passing interest in visiting brazil.
that led me to wikitravel pages about the rio
which led me to this:
Rio de Janeiro is the main destination for lesbian and gay travellers from all over Brazil and the rest of the world. The city has been chosen as the best lesbian and gay international destination in 2009, and the sexiest gay place in the world in 2010 and 2011. Make sure to wash your body after any sexual relation (take a hot shower) and take lots of antibiotics since AIDS is quite common among gay people.
and all i can think is,
edit: WE'VE FOUND THE CURE, GUYS. STOP RESEARCHING. IT'S JUST ANTIBIOTICS AND A HOT SHOWER