because you know what happens when you go on okcupid dates?
you get signed copies of the new all get out album.
i sent blake to get me an autograph at their athens show and they just fucking gave him an LP. and they were all about to sign it but he told them that only one of them should sign it, and i'd come back to get the rest of the signatures.
this distresses me. that i could have had all the band members sign it. BUT THEN I REALIZE WHAT I HAVE IN MY HANDS.
jesus fucking christ.