Friday, February 10, 2012

in light of valentines day

and oh, i love valentines day, even though i never got flowers or had secret admirers in school or all that good shit, god those lollipops are awesome, the heart shaped ones that taste like cherry, and all those cute valentines and, oh, i dunno, if it weren't for all the ads on tv for lube and condoms, this might be one of my favorite holidays. and, you know, maybe one day, right? in any case, the following is a poem for all to enjoy before i go eat pringles in the shower. got a problem with my multitasking? come at me bro. cmon.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a knife get in the van

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